Rabu, 26 Juni 2013

SPBU | cerita lucu

Pengendara motor: "Mas, premiumnya 5 liter".
Petugas SPBU: "Tangki motor bapak paling cuma muat 4 liter."

Pengendara motor: "Yang 1 liternya di bungkus plastik aja."
Petugas SPBU: "Gak diminum disini aja , Pak!".
Pengendara motor: *($&()Q(%%*&$


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Suatu hari jono BAB di wc d'mall,,tiba" ada seseorang bertanya di samping toilet'a,,"apa kbr loe??"

sbener'a jono males ngobrol d'toilet kya gini,tpi akhir'a dyapun ttp mnjwb,"alhamdulillah baik,,"

"loe,lgi ngpain??"

dgn agak kesal jono pun mnjwb,,"sama kya yg loe lakuin,"

"emm,,gw mw main k'tmpat loe nie,blh ga??"

jono pun kaget dan bingung,akhirnya dya mmpercepat bab nya,lalu bertanya,"hah,,mau ngapain??"

"EHH,,NANTI GW TLP LAGI YA,,SOAL NYA DARI TADI ADA ORANG SARAP YG SLALU JAWAB PRTANYAAN GW BUAT LOE,,,"

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