Senin, 21 Januari 2013

Pacar Super Jorok | cerita lucu |

Ayu : bg,knapa abg suka ama eneng????
Beni : karna elu manis neng...
Ayu : uhhh...makasih..
Beni : iye Manisan JENGKOL...
Ayu : uhhhh......*getok pala bejo pake bogem

Beni : neng,nape neng bsa suka ama Beni??
Ayu : hmmm...kasih tau gak ya????
Beni : kagak aja dah neng....
Ayu ; loh kok gitu???
Beni : karna semua tau,nenek2 sekarat pun tau kalo gua gantengnya selangit....
Ayu : huhh...malesss gillaaaa...
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Ayu : bg,Ayu cantik gak??
Beni : uuuiiiiii....
Ayu : *mesem2*Sexy gak??
Beni : uuuiiiiii....
Ayu : imut,unyu,manis gak??
Beni : uuuuiiiiii....
Ayu : abg terkesan ya???ampek seruannya mantap bener...
Bejo : uuuiiiiiiizin muntah ya neng....Hueks
Ayu : #krekkks..kreksss koyakin kulit Beni
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Beni : neng Ayu tangn nya bersih kagak??
Ayu : bersih dong bang...emang napa???
Beni : pinjem dong neng buat cebok, tangan abg bekas
cabe...
Ayu : hiatttttttt....ciaaatttt
#tendang pantat Beni

Beni : neng,ini biji apa ya???#ngasih biji kecil dijarinya
Ayu : mana bg,biji apa ya nih...kayak biji kapuk...tapi kok empuk
#muter2in biji pake jari
Beni : itu biji upil neng..tadi Beni bulet2in...keren kan???
Ayu : hiaaat bug ...plak...takkk
#smackdown Beni

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